So, as mentioned in a previous post I am better off being undead. That being said I have finally created a Craigslist ad to help me enlist a vampire so I can start my unlife ASAP.
There. In case you're too lazy to follow the link.
****I also made an ad to post on Eugene's Craigslist because I suspected that it is also a "happening" city. I added a couple gems to the question section. Enjoy.
Seriously how lazy are you? Just follow the link! Either way you have to click, is the image really more rewarding?! *SIGH!*
****I'll be updating this post with replies to said ad as they roll in.